[Cool, the weird thrumming energy radiating off the wedgie weggy luigi Ouija board isn't concerning at all. Guess it must be "working," but there's only one way to know for sure. Akira turns to Alan and casually shrugs.]

Why don't we cut to the chase and ask it the meaning of life?

[That's totally how Ouija boards work. Anyway...]

Let's plan out our questions before we start asking. Have any pressing questions for the dead?