[ he's made of 60% more petulance when he isn't fed, so he really is more lucky in that sense. it's kind of strange how many people here humor him. ]

Dunno if that's possible with someone this malevolent. She's all alone here - you notice she doesn't talk to anyone but us? She doesn't have anyone. If she could convince herself that she's not harming anyone doing this, she'd be able to convince others, too.